painfully abnormal yet terribly ordinary.
you cant spell school without i want to stab myself
today as i was walking alone i missed a step on the stairs and i literally fell down butt first and then out of nowhere my friend suddenly appeared with his camera and shouted “cut! that’s a wrap!” so everyone would think we were just filming for a project or something and i couldn’t be more thankful
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
"i cant sleep"
LIKE HELLO IF I FRICKING KNEW, I WOULD’VE FIXED IT ALREADY AND GONE THE FUCK TO BED LIKE????
when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else